The Burn and Whyte Noise Christmas Special

To emulate every last comedy tradition, here's a short special Christmas-themed instalment of The Burn and Whyte Noise, with a little Burn and Whyte News thrown in!

BAWN WARS

The BAWN Podcast Podcast discusses Star Wars: the Originals, the Prequels and our thoughts on the latest instalment, The Force Awakens.

Lots of big calls within.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 6

It's the finale of the first series of The Burn and Whyte News, and there are some huge things going on in Stirling - so huge that they rival other Australian news in terms of international importance.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 5

News is afoot in Stirling, the heart and soul of Eastern Australia. Tune in for Walter Konrad, Archie Duster, Preston Barclay, Harold Hughes and all the gang.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 4

Live from Stirling, it's another episode of absurdity and satire presented to you by the inimitable Walter Konrad.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 3

Some extremely important news from Stirling, focusing on events and goings-on of great import.

Half an hour of satire and absurdist news parody.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 2

This weeks' news from Stirling and Eastern Australia, voted third runner up to Vladivostok in the UN's "Top generally livable non-capital low-population metropolitan area" list.

Half an hour of absurd comedy and satire.

The Burn and Whyte News Episode 1

Listen here for the latest news from Stirling, capital of Eastern Australia, Australia's seventh state. Haven't you heard of it? It's right there, just between Queensland and New South Wales and Victoria.

This is the first episode of a brand new absurd and satirical comedy "news" series, casting a mocking gaze over Australia's culture, politics and media landscape.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 4 - Ancient Shadows

Thus we conclude Series 1 of The Last Door! Join us for another hour of spooky investigations and overly-dramatic narration.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 3 - The Four Witnesses

Another episode of us playing through The Last Door is here! Check it out for an hour of chills and thrills all contrasted to us making silly jokes and references.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 2 - Memories

It's time for our play-through of Episode Two of The Last Door, "Memories"!

It's an hour (or seventy minutes, to be precise) of spine-chilling point-'n'-click investigation with humorous commentary.

The BAWN plays The Last Door: Episode 1 - Pilot

Our content for this month is a Let's Play of the quite nice point-'n'-click horror adventure game The Last Door by The Game Kitchen!

In this part we play through the first episode of the game, aptly titled the Pilot Episode. Check it out for half an hour of chills and chuckles!

BEWARE THE BIRD

BAWN Origins

An interview with famous experimental auteurs, followed by our own meandering thoughts.

The iNTERface

In which we make up on the spot, and pitch a crappy young adult movie/novel called 'The iNTERface'.

The Burn & Whyte Noise Episode 7

This episode of sketch comedy gold explores the possibility of ancient astronauts, the gym, and the tyranny of choice.

The Burn and Whyte Noise Episode 6

This episode features the worst Kickstarter of all time, an uncontrollable fear of clowns, and pirates!

The Horror of BAWN

Turn off the lights, and grab the popcorn. Tonight we stab deep into the heart of horror.

The Burn & Whyte Noise Episode 5

66 Batman, The return of Treasure Seeker, and how to protect American interests. This is The Burn and Whyte Noise!
 

Bookending Dr Who

We provide our own commentary on the first ever, and most recent episodes of Dr Who! For extra fun queue up your copy of the episodes to watch as you listen.

The Burn and Whyte Noise Episode 4

In Episode 4 we intellectualise our comedy forebears, discuss the ancient art of the cobbler, make enemies with a dangerous avian and try to take over the world.
 

BAWN Reviews The Fantastic Four

We watched the Fantastic Four, so that you don’t have to.

The Burn & Whyte Noise Episode 3

In Episode 3 we discover that accents are hard, play around with consequentialism, and of course travel though time!
 

BAWN 007

Is James Bond a code name? Who is the best bond? Are all 007 films with good theme music cursed to be bad?
Find out now!
For your eyes only.

The Burn and Whyte Noise Episode 2

In Episode 2 we pretend we have fans, glimpse at the future robot uprising, and debut the play ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hiding in bins from Godot’.
 

BAWN fixes the Fantastic Four

As a special treat (to ourselves), we celebrate uploading our first sketch show by also uploading an hour of us making unreasonable demands of Hollywoodland.
 

The Burn & Whyte Noise Episode 1

BAWN Episode 1

Prepare your ears for almost twenty minutes of audio comedy gold, and one visual sketch.